A joke

I stumbled across this over at Happy Catholic. Given my unease at some elements of my former profession and the way some news people act these days it got a chuckle out of me.

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story, could not get near the car.

Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”

The crowd made way for him.

Lying in front of the car was a donkey.