Our Dada and the Apostle's Dada

Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd, and bloody religion that has ever infected the world. - Voltaire

My objection to Christianity is that it is infinitely cruel, infinitely selfish, and I might add infinitely absurd. - Robert Green Ingersoll

Given their views – which, of course, reflect the views of many - perhaps we need to change our prayers to point out all the things they would consider absurd. These concepts would be Dada.

Our Dada, Who art in Dada,
Dada be Thy Dada.
Thy Dada come.
Thy Dada be done, on earth as it is in Dada.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And dada us our dada,
as we dada those who dada against us.
And lead us not into dada,
but deliver us from dada. Dada.

I believe in Dada the Dada dada,
Dada of Dada and Earth.
I believe in Dada Dada’s only Dada, our Dada.
Dada was conceived by the power of the Dada
and born of the Dada Mary.
Dada suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died and was buried.
Dada dadad to the dead.
On the third day Dada Dadad again.
Dada Dadad into Dada and is seated
at the right hand of the Dada.
Dada will dada again to dada the living and the dead.
I believe in the Dada, the Dada,
the Dada of Dada, the dada of dada,
the dada of the body and life dada. Dada.