Planned Parenthood and the light bulb
One to assure everyone it's not really a light bulb, it's just a collection of glass and metal molecules.
One to change the light bulb
One to make sure that someone gets billed for it.
I am a Catholic layperson and Secular Franciscan with a sense of humor. After years in the back pew watching, I have moved into the choir. It's nice to see faces instead of the backs of heads. But I still maintain God has a sense of humor - and that we are created in God's image.