It begins ...
Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son's room.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
"Oh Mom, I don't want to go to school."
"Son, give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
"One, the kids all hate me. Two, the teachers all hate me."
"Come on son, you have to go to school."
"Oh Mom, give me two good reasons why I need to go to school?"
"One, you are forty-four years old. Two, you are the Principal."
....Off to school this morning.
"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
"Oh Mom, I don't want to go to school."
"Son, give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
"One, the kids all hate me. Two, the teachers all hate me."
"Come on son, you have to go to school."
"Oh Mom, give me two good reasons why I need to go to school?"
"One, you are forty-four years old. Two, you are the Principal."
....Off to school this morning.
posted by A Secular Franciscan | 5:36 AM
4 Comments:
ROFL! I am wishing you a wonderful day, and praying, too, so as to back that up. You really like challenges, don't ya!
You'll do fine...
It actually went well. I thnk the kids were almost happy (!?) to be back in school.
Glad to hear it, Lee. Coincidentally, our pastor used that joke -- substituting himself for the teacher -- during a homily a few weeks ago.
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